Posts tagged with “funny”

September
14
lady gaga is a part bloody tampon and part yetti…amazing! Elyse Levandowski
 
September
4

Thanks to Davey.

via The Onion

 
August
30
cockflavoured.jpg

And it’s spicy, too!

 
August
27

First Day of Application Development

  • <Comp Sci Professor> This year, everything is going to be on Angel. Everybody has an Angel account? Ok, if you don’t have an Angel account, you need to sign up for one. If you have any problems, who are you going to call?
  • <Myself and BFF simultaneously> GHOSTBUSTERS!
  • <Comp Sci Professor> No. Help desk.
 
August
23

Ummmmm

So for about the last half hour, I’ve been writing code to clean up a project that I left half-baked a while ago. I don’t know what got me started, but as I read things over, the voice I hear myself saying it with inside my head is that of an Italian mobster.

“Hey you. IF statement. Yeah, you. You think you’s a funny guy uh somethin’? Keep up the funny business or I’ll intradoose yuh ta my friend the backspace key.”

“Vinny, wheahs my WHILE loop? You said you’d be gettin’ paid last week, too. Wheahs my f@#$in WHILE loop?”

Maybe I still have food poisoning. That would explain it, at least.

 
 
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